I consider myself Trendy. I don't have ALL of the latest styles but I try to keep up with the ever changing fashion industry.
Today I wore a very cute "shirt dress". When I walked out of my closet Hubs looked at me and said "you're wearing that?"
He got my evil eye and I said nothing but continued to the mirror to finish my hair.
Here's the thing. I got a *big* ol' booty. You know that song by Trace Adkins, Honky Tonk Badonk-a-donk? That's pretty much how you could describe my backside.
Now, there ain't NOOO way I could walk out of my house lookin' just like I did when I walked out of my closet. So, when Hubs asked me what he did, I had to make him think that, yes I was wearing exactly what he saw me in. Thank goodness he left before I did. He did not see me when I left. I talked to him several times during the day today. He didn't mention my choice for today's attire.
When I left work this afternoon, I called Hubs and to my surprise, he was already home! He met me at the door and I could totally see in his eyes that he was so relieved that I added a pair of dark denim jeans and boots to my stylish shirt dress.
I went straight to the bedroom/bathroom/closet as usual and hollered to him that I needed to go meet a friend to drop off some stuff to her. I slipped off my jeans and put a different pair of boots on. You know, the ones that went past my knee and had a higher heel?
Hubs was at the sink and my youngest son had his ear buds in listening to loud music. I non gracefully breezed by the kitchen with just my shirt dress and boots on, headed to the garage door and said: "I'll be back in a minute"
My husband was speechless and in a matter of milliseconds my son jumped down from the bar stool and with a look of pure PANIC washed over his face said:
"MOMMY!!!!!! YOU FORGOT YOUR PANTS!!!!!"